At Church
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An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: Father, I am
75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been
faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.
Father: When was the last time you made a confession?
Man: I never have, I am Jewish.
Father: Then why are telling me all this?
Man: I am telling everybody ...
